Joke 1

A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!” And the man said, “That’s a lot of money,isn't it?” The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?” 　

Joke 2

There was a couple who had been married for a long time,and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each othervery passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey,why don't you do that

Joke 3

There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager!" So the bellman said very politely, "Madam, 　　this isn't your room. It's the elevator!" 　　 　　

Joke 4

One old person complained to the doctor that his right ear was giving him trouble; he couldn't hear. 　　So the doctor checked, checked, checked, listened, listened and said, "Oh, you know your ear trouble is an old age problem? Your ear is getting old, that's all.That's why you can't hear."So the patient said, "Nonsense, the left ear is just as old.

Joke 5

The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup！　　An insider says:" Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you would be more anxious ."