十大翘班理由 脑洞根本停不下来

2014年11月04日 英国时代教育



  福布斯杂志最近发布了今年的“十大奇葩的请假理由”。记得去年有位男性员工的请假理由是在高速上开车时,假牙飞出去了,一位女性员工请假理由竟然是有人把她的门窗用胶水黏住了,出不去”,差点没有把时代君的下巴笑脱臼了。好了,不多说了,快来跟时代君领略一下今年的令人捧腹的“十大奇葩的请假理由”,附上双语顺便练习一下以后如何翘班逃学(大雾)。

  1. I just put a casserole in the oven.

  1. 我刚才把砂锅放进了烤箱。

  2. My plastic surgery needed some “tweaking” to get it just right.

  2. 我的整形手术需要一些再长长才能更贴合。

  3. I was sitting in the bathroom and my feet and legs fell asleep. When I stood up, I fell and broke my ankle.

  3. 我坐在浴室时脚麻了,站起来时扭了脚。

  4. I had been at the casino all weekend and still had money left to play with on Monday morning.

  4. 我整个周末都在赌场,而现在身上还有钱,周一早上要继续赌。

  5. I woke up in a good mood and didn’t want to ruin it.

  5. 我早上起来时心情非常好,不想破坏好心情。

  6. I had a “lucky night” and didn’t know where I was.

  6. 昨天晚上我有了艳遇,现在不知道自己身处何处。

  7. I got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn’t get out.

  7. 我被杂货店的血压仪困住了,出不来。

  8. I had a gall stone I wanted to heal holistically.

  8. 我得了胆结石,我想完全治愈。

  9. I caught my uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry.

  9. 我把自己的制服放进微波炉烘干,现在它着火了。

  10. I accidentally got on a plane.

  10.我不小心乘上了一架飞机。

  小伙伴们觉得那条最好呢?反正时代君看到第九条时瞬间就撑不住了%>_<%

  顺便提一句,如果真想翘班逃课只要一句“我感冒了”就足够了。。。

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