说笑话年年有，今年特别多。史上最“good looking”的加拿大领导人访问一下米国，段子届就多了不少素材，前两天我等吃瓜群众刚围观完高颜值的特鲁总理和家人机场街拍，白宫与奥巴马总统互飙段子，前方就又传捷报。
你可能看过上周特鲁多总理和奥巴马总统在白宫召开的新闻发布会，但是你可能错过了法语致辞那段，那真是一出好戏呀，特鲁多总理一开口，法语字幕根本跟不上趟！ABC那堪比乱码的字幕！确定这么专业的广播公司不是来搞笑的吗？
字幕乌龙事件这段网络上可能掐了没播，但是一位热心的Imgur用户在直播时通过 BurgersEatingBurgers截屏，留下了这些珍稀画面，哈哈哈，笑尿了好么！笑点太密集，前方非战斗人员请迅速撤离！
一开始是这样的...
“to be. He estimates. Quote. From fishing. Boat as it”
然后是这样的...这tmd讲的这是啥那是啥这又是啥！！
“to be. He estimates. Quote. From fishing. Boat as it expanded to include maritime transport with and that’s with the”
这跑偏的轨迹，这搞笑的程度不是一点半点啊！知道了，法语对米国人来说难上天了。但是人家重音抓得好啊，不信你看...
“have also decided to make a board that both more open and we’ll say. Eight by. Agreeing. 032. Clearing”
如果之前的部分ABC的法语字幕是用一种更隐晦的方式传达总理大人的精神，那么。。。Dictated sitcoms是个什么鬼？咋连情景喜剧都出来了？还是我读书少？
“going to keep on doing these and the union the years and that dictated sitcom. and we hope in the”
“奥巴马总统，我喜欢装木材的卡车。”
years and that dictated sitcom. And we hope in the centuries to coast. President Obama I’d love the log trucks”
奥巴马总统，就把那些卡车给他好么？也不值几个钱。
这段的字幕简直就是辣鸡，但是好像还有那么点意义。。。
“and the united state officials here are lucky cultural social problem isn’t always have a lot and can’t — ordered”
米国，虽说你啥都有，但是你就是不能无恶不作，这就是规矩！
Google?这里跟Google有毛线关系啊？
“currently she’s somebody was that the US errors that it isn’t it hard Google’s move more rain. And from need”
这段完全不知道说了啥
“This morning where there aren’t against Brazil on. The in Milton and that’s. We. What stage luggage. That there. Analysts.”
这段字幕完美诠释了为啥加拿大教育世界牛B！
“community college could also become a new book club palm trees that means the city’s human among his discussions”
花式表扬特鲁多总理！太酷！
“Coolness
of the weakness of the and we of course we”
“四月来吧，从诗词歌赋谈到人生哲学，麻疹密集，还有我们的经济。”
“Come April, we will talk about what is good for books, contradicted measles, and our economies.”
谢谢你！ABC，是你让我们笑成傻子，也让我们瞬间懵逼！纳粹？？？
“who often have you. We also announced its Nazi innings”
Oh.
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