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英语装逼

四种

装逼

有一种装逼说法叫”humblebragging”，一个人自嘲为了伪装他的自夸。比如说：

◆ Man, I found studying atHarvard/Oxford/Cambridge so hard! (兄弟，我觉得在哈佛\牛津\剑桥上学太难了！)

◆ (When yawning the day after a date) Sorry I lookso tired. I er, didn’t get much sleep last night…（约会后的第二天，懒洋洋的打个哈欠，说，抱歉我看起来很累，呃……其实昨晚我没怎么睡……）

◆ I didn’t realize buying a house in London wassuch a long process. It’s so boring… （我根本没有意识到在伦敦买房子需要这么长的过程，太无聊了……）

◆ Sorry I haven’t been around much lately, owning your own business means your social life suffers a little…（抱歉我最近都没有出现，拥有自己的生意总是伴随着社交生活的小缺憾）

◆ OMG those photos of me at the party in Rome areso embarrassing!!! (意思是：I went to a party and you did not)（天啊，这些我在罗马参加的聚会太令人尴尬了！意思是：我去了，你没去）

装逼的话和他的本意不一样，比如说：

◆ Correct me if I’m wrong but… (真正意思：我知道我没错…)

◆ Are you sure you want to be doing that? (真正意思：你做错，我会告诉你正确的方式)

◆ I’m not being snobby, but…(真正意思: I am about to be snobby (装逼）)

◆ I’m not about to tell you what you should bedoing with your life, but if I were you… (真正意思：I am going to tell you what I think you should be doing with your life. i.e. Dowhat I did with mine)

他们想让你知道他”疯了”，他们以为你很喜欢疯人，其实他很恼人。

◆ I’m a bit wild / I’m loco / I’m a bit mental /My friends call me crazy…

◆（说完一个关于他们的crazy故事后）What am I like?!

◆ Sometimes being a heavyweight drinker is such abore. I always have to stay out late partying…

◆ I don’t take shit from anybody (真正意思：I so far this day haven’t taken any shit from anybody)

◆ Oh no! I slept through my English exam today. I’m so crazy!

这种装逼会让你失去自信，其实结果是让你恨他。

◆ I’ll never forget what that little orphan Isaved from a landslide said to me…（我永远不会忘记我从泥石流里面救起来的小孤儿……）

◆ When I was building that homeless shelter…（当我帮忙建造那个无家可归人的避难所……）

◆ If you’ve travelled as much as I have you willknow that…（如果你和我去过的一样地方一样多，你就会明白……）

◆ There was this great little café in Milan nextto my apartment where I…（在我米兰公寓的附近，有一个很棒的小咖啡馆……）

◆ If you know the locals as well as I do…（如果你对当地的情况和我了解的一样的话……）

◆ I don’t really have any “expat” friends outhere…（我在这个国家没有外国的朋友，只有当地的朋友）

◆ After a month learning the local language, I gota job doing…(我花了一个月学习当地的语言，我有了一个做……的工作)

加拿大人：（道歉国不弱好吗？我们只是有礼貌）

I apologize in advance for what I am about to say, but............= 我提前道歉但是。。。。（后面一般都是撕逼了，去你奶奶的一类的）

This may offend some people........=我知道你不愿意听，但是你算老几我还是要说

Sorry and not sorry = 我知道我说错话了，我想道个歉可是还是想呛你一下

美国人：

I have my rights, hey, listen, I have my rights........(后面衔接一大片废话或者抱怨，或者撕逼）=这是我的权力，我有权bb我想bb的东西

This is my country............（后面衔接一些高谈阔论，或者歧视性言论）=这是老子的国家。。。爱咋咋地

You don't understand.........(后面衔接解释，或者撕逼）= 你懂个p。。。。

Where I come from, ..........（衔接他们老家多牛逼的解决方法）=在老子老家，你这样的早被拍死了。。。。。。（跟大东北的这么装逼真的好吗？结果人家是texas的，我服。。。）

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