Anon: You put a boiled egg on top and then crack it with a spoon and eat it out of the shell like you are in Downtown Abbey.

吃鸡蛋用的，把鸡蛋放在顶上，然后用勺子把鸡蛋敲碎剥开吃，就像《唐顿庄园》里演的一样。

Shayan (Mumbai): This is most definitely a him-and-her pair of cups for the loving couple's morning coffee.

这货无疑问是夫妻俩或恋人用的情侣咖啡杯呀。

Scott (New York): Storing the remains of loved ones?

用来装爱人骨灰的罐子？

Jenna (Sydney): Definitely drinking wine. This is what Cersei Lannister would use if she was Chinese.

这肯定是用来喝酒的。《权力的游戏》里的Cersei如果是中国人肯定用这个喝酒啦。

Maggie (New York): Barf bucket?

呕吐用的桶？

HIlary (United Kingdom): Weeing. I bet its weeing. If so, that has to be the prettiest toilet I ever saw.

小便用的，我打赌这一个是个尿桶。这是我见过的最漂亮的厕所。

John (New York): Someone is turning Super Saiyan. Wait, no, that's Japanese, right?

那个人正在变成超级赛亚人？也不对呀，赛亚人是日本的吧？

Andrew Richard (New York): Men gently tending the land at night as fireworks guide illuminate their path home.

夜里一道闪亮的烟花照亮了人们回家的路。

Crystal (Los Angeles): Magic, OBVIOUSLY.

很明显这是魔术！

Andy (Los Angeles): Either a big important government building or a really cool library.

不是一个重要的政府办公大楼就是个很酷的图书馆。

Laura (United Kingdom): The US Embassy

美国大使馆。

Sarah (Toronto): There was a sale on excavators.

这是一个挖掘机大卖场。

Scott (New York): Those are graves for the dinosaurs from China's Jurassic Park.

这是中国版侏罗纪公园恐龙的遗址现场。

Morenike (London): It's the monthly Excavator Anonymous meeting, where excavator enthusiasts can dig to their hearts' content without being shamed by their loved ones for their perverse desires.

这是每个月秘密的挖掘机大会，喜欢玩挖掘机的人们可以在这里挖个够而不用害怕被自己的另一半发现自己的特殊小癖好。

他们是想挖到澳大利亚来吧。

Anonymous: The end of The Bachelor.

结束单身的聚会。

Sarah B. (New York): I think they got confused about what apple-bobbing is.

他们可能没太明白万圣节咬苹果怎么玩。

Andrew Richard (New York): Psst. That apple's been soaking in Bacardi for days.

那个苹果在百加得酒里跑了好几天啦。

Sheera (San Francisco): The world's worst first date.

世界上最差的初次约会。

Anonymous: Double Dutch, obvi.

很显然实在跳绳。

Andrew Richard (New York): She's actually not little. She's a giant who tried playing jump rope with a telephone wire and obviously failed.

她其实不小，她是个巨人要跳过电话线，但很显然失败了。

Mikey Nicholson (Australia): Chinese people can fly?

中国人都会飞了？

Marcos (Madrid): Dancing to House of Pain. JUMP AROUND! JUMP AROUUUUUND! JUMP-JUMP-JU-JUMP, JUMP AROUND!!! OH! OH! OH! OH!

是在跟着House of Pain 乐队的《Jump Around》跳舞。

Scott (New York): A family of goats who tour the countryside as a musical theatre troop, and are bankrolled by a kind-hearted but absent cat.

一家山羊组成的乐团在乡村巡演，出资人是一直好心的不出镜的猫。

Andy (Los Angeles): Those look like sheep and cats, but my real question is why there's poop in the title. Is it about sheep that poop a lot?

它们看起来像是羊和猫，但是我的问题是为什么标题上会有一坨便便呢？是因为羊便便很多吗？

Mikey Nicholson (Australia): The joys of getting a perm.

是说烫头发很快乐。

HIlary (United Kingdom): It's about some sheep that are bad at surfing and regularly get ridiculed by cats.

是讲一群不太会冲浪的羊经常被猫咪们嘲笑的故事。