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说到校服这事儿，还真是一把心酸泪啊……
对于着装和仪表，很多学校都有自己的规定。
哪怕不强制你天天穿校服，也大多不允许你超短裙打耳钉卷烫染，毕竟那样子“不像个学生”。
我以前读初中的时候，学校并不强制穿校服（因为那所学校神奇的没有校服）。 然而有一天，我穿了一件类似于下面的无袖进了教室——
班主任扫了我一眼：“穿的什么鬼衣服！”
吓得我以后再也不敢上学时穿了……
虽然没弄明白无袖的衣服咋就不能穿，但反正初中生活一晃也就过去了。等到了高中，学校发了校服，事情瞬间简单了许多……
嗯，这种肥大的实在不好看的校服，相信你也有过一件。
小时候看动画片，觉得隔壁日本学校的校服真是美美哒。之后看英剧美剧，又觉得西方国家的孩子真幸福，学校都不怎么要求着装。
然而，最近有则新闻，却着实让人大吃一惊——
裤子太紧，被遣回家？
前两天看到这样一则报道，开头就挺雷人的——
位于英国伯明翰的史密斯伍德体育学校(Smiths Wood Sports College)近日将75名女学生遣返回家，理由是这些女学生的裤子太紧或者裙子太短，导致男学生分心，无心学习。
这些被遣返的女学生年龄在11至16岁之间。报道称，接到遣返令后，很多女学生当场掉泪。
▲英国75名女生被遣回家：裤子太紧致男生无心学习（via国际在线）
女生被赶出校门，是因为裤子太紧或裙子太短，导致男同学分心？？
不信邪的我还去翻了英国媒体的报道原文，千真万确——
More than 75 girls were sent home from school after staff said their trousers were TOO TIGHT.
Some young pupils aged from 11 to 16 were also told their skirts were not long enough, parents claimed.
▲More than 75 girls sent home from school after staff said their trousers were 'too TIGHT' (via The Mirror)
这个学校名叫Smith’s Wood Sports College，虽然名为“college”，但其实是一所中学(secondary school)。 中学生大多是未成年，又要以学习为重，学校对他们的着装要求严格点也没什么。 但问题是，有些因为“裤子太紧”而被赶出校门的小姑娘，已经穿这种裤子穿了好几年了啊——如果裤子真的有问题，为啥学校之前不吱声，今天才突然开始赶人？
在这群被赶的女生中，有个14岁的妹纸名叫凯丽。凯丽穿她的裤子已经4年了，今天突然被学校赶走，真的一脸懵圈。 凯丽麻麻也抓狂了——
Mum Hayley Hudson was at work when she received a call informing her that her 14-year-old daughter Keely Downey was being sent home.
A furious Hayley, from Chelmsley Wood, said: "She has worn the same style of trousers for nearly four years. → 这种裤子我家娃穿了4年了好么！
"These ones are from New Look as they didn’t have Keely’s size from the school’s official uniform stockist. → 学校的校服没有我家娃的型号，我才不得不给她另买的！
“The school expected parents - many of us work full time - to go out and buy new trousers and then take the kids back to school on the same day.” → 学校就这么把孩子赶走，像要我们这些还在上班的家长赶紧去给娃买新裤子、换好了再送回学校？怎么可能！
▲More than 75 girls sent home from school after staff said their trousers were 'too TIGHT' (via The Mirror)
更为荒唐的是，学校把这些女生赶走的原因竟然是：穿的裤子太紧让男生分心，影响男生学习……
Jodie claims pupils at the soon-to-be academy were told that ‘boys were being put off studying’ because some of the girls were wearing the incorrect uniform.
面对这样神奇的学校，国内的网友也是吐槽不已——
@是18岁的软萌少女呀TuT：英国更应该限制的是男生穿紧身裤吧
@小船儿x：腐国？那男生穿太紧也得遣回家换裤子，男生看了同样会分心
@关爱智障田：这种问题应该是从根本上解决问题--男的看到女生分心是因为激素啊 摘了蛋蛋不就一劳永逸了 能分心的那种看到啥都能分心 关女生什么事哟
@熊猫步步：这年代的男生真幸福啊，总有人为他们的矫情买单
@蜀锦youni：什么鬼？准备走封建道路？
@生田玲二：我觉得把这些分心的男生抓去思想教育才对……
嗯，个人觉得最后这条评论挺有道理的……
说了这么多，那么这所学校被遣回家的女学生，到底穿的是怎样“天理不容”的“紧身裤”呢？
来感受一下——
(via Birmingham Mail)
……就这？ 就是因为穿这种裤子，强行被学校赶回家，连课也无法上？？
我去围观了下这所学校的官网，发现它还真挺有“被撕X”的潜质的。 在官网的首页，就挂有大大的“女生着装规范”——
(via http://smithswood.co.uk/)
右边打了红叉的都不行。
……什么？你问这学校有没有相应的“男生着装规范”？
抱歉，我还真没找着。
找茬：猜谁的着装不合格？
不止看起来“正儿八经”的英国，有那么些“不着调”的美国也有过因为着装问题把学生遣回家的事儿。
在印第安纳州的某所中学，就曾有128名学生因为穿了违规的衣服被轰出校门——
Classrooms were a little less crowded at Morton High School on the first day of classes: 128 students were sent home for wearing the wrong clothes.
Fed up with inappropriate outfits, the principal suspended the students for one day Wednesday, minutes after doors opened at the school. Those suspended represent more than 10 percent of the 1,200 total students.
▲128 Students Suspended From Indiana School For Wearing the Wrong Clothes
总共才1200个学生，一下轰走1/10，这阵仗也是蛮拼的。
那么，这所中学不允许学生穿哪几种衣服呢？ 答案让人目瞪口呆——
The offending attire — including baggy pants, low-cut shirts, tank tops and graphic T-shirts — are banned from classrooms.
禁止学生穿进教室的衣服包括：宽松肥大的裤子、低领口衬衫、紧身背心、带图案的T恤衫。
也就是说，下面这些都是要被轰出校门的——
——这些统！统！不！可！以！ 这什么学校啊……
好吧，说完美国，咱们再回到英国—— 去年呢，英国某中学有50多个学生同样因为着装问题，被学校给赶走了。 而且连警察来劝都劝不住……
(via The Sun)
Police were called to deal with furious parents who protested outside the Kent school, as their kids were refused entry on the first day of term for wearing the wrong socks and cardigans.
To the untrained eye the majority of the students look uniform, but although parents said they had followed rules sent out in a letter from the school, they still made mistakes which barred their kids from school and led to protests.
▲Only one of these pupils survived ‘Gestapo’ school’s 50 student uniform cull...can you tell which one? (via The Sun)
好了，现在进入无奖竞猜环节——
以上4个学生都是这所学校的。在这4人中有3个那天被学校赶回了家，只有一个能正常进校上课。
你能猜出谁是唯一的“幸存者”吗？
首先“阵亡”的，是下面这个小男孩——
小男孩名叫威廉。他被赶回家的原因图里倒是不明显：他穿了双运动鞋。
学校或许要求穿正式的皮鞋之类的。如果因为“明知不能穿运动鞋却偏穿”，威廉被轰走倒也可以理解（虽然不太明白为啥不能穿运动鞋）。
但问题是，威廉不久前出车祸做了手术，医生要求他必须穿运动鞋——
Year 7 student William King was hit by a car last September and despite mum Sharon's protests and explanation, headmaster Matthew Tate refused to let William in wearing the trainers.
Sharon (威廉麻麻) told The Sun Online: “I’ve got a daughter in Year 11 with hypermobility who has worn Nike Air Max for the past three years and has never had a problem, so I just assumed it would be the same for William.
“As soon as we arrived at the gates William was stopped along with many other Year 7s because they were going in an hour early before the other pupils.
“He was singled out and told he needed to change his footwear, I tried to explain it was on medical grounds but the headmaster was having none of it."
▲Only one of these pupils survived ‘Gestapo’ school’s 50 student uniform cull… can you tell which one?(via The Sun)
据说后来麻麻把威廉的医嘱都拿出来了，但校长依然无动于衷，非要威廉回去换鞋不可。
接着，是二号“阵亡”学生——
小姑娘名叫金姆。她这一身既没有紧身裤也没有迷你裙，居然也要被轰走？？ 问题，居然出在她的羊毛衫上——
Kim Hopper, 13, was told her cardigan was wrong as she tried to enter the school, despite the fact that it was bought at the school uniform store.
The youngster had left her blazer at school over the six week break – but was not even allowed entry to pick it up.
Furious Allison (金姆麻麻) said: “She’s 13 and was left on the pavement until I could get a taxi to collect her!”
穿着在学校自己的校服店买的羊毛衫，都要被学校轰走……
第三个“阵亡者”是这个小姑娘——
这个小妹妹呢，原来穿了一双长筒袜子。
估计是咱们很常见到的这种——
但这个谜一样的学校说，“你这个袜子的颜色不对！”
然后强迫小妹妹把袜子脱了才能进校门……
因为脱了袜子，脚跟直接与皮鞋摩擦，小姑娘的脚很快就磨破了——
于是，只剩下了这唯一的“幸存者”——
她的着装通过了校方的检验，可以进校门正常上课。
你猜对了吗？
本文系授权发布，By lanlna，From 环球时报英文版，微信号：gtmetroshanghai
