外国网友选出的史上最蠢产品，为什么感觉有点萌？,美国研究生留学微信公众号文章

感谢万能的互联网，当你还迷失在某宝中，在手贱和剁手之间徘徊不定时，各路网友已经贴心地为你试验过各种蠢而无用的产品，并把这些蠢产品公之于世，让你感受下奇葩设计师们的各种诡异想法。

@Garrick Saito

My vote goes to the Pet Rock.

我的票投给宠物石

(please note the holes in the box, so your rock doesn't suffocate to death while in transit to you)

(请注意盒子上的透气孔，它能防止宠物石在运输途中被闷死)

Of course the inventor/marketer didn't think it was stupid and was probably laughing at how many people bought his product. He purchased the rocks for a penny a piece from a builder's supply store and sold them for $3.95.

当然发明者和营销者不认为这是个蠢产品，估计他们还会狂喜有多少人买了这个产品。这些石头的成本是一分钱一块，但是卖价却达到3.95美元。

如何照顾你的宠物石：

1.游泳和洗澡：千万不要带它们去游泳，它们不熟水性会直接沉到水底的。不过偶尔在浅水里洗洗澡还是可以的。

2.饲喂：没人知道它们爱吃什么，但是它们就算不吃东西亦可健康成长，所以没有必要去喂。

3.锻炼：宠物石都很懒，它们喜欢被轻轻抛起，但是不要砸向任何东西。

4.旅游：它喜欢度假，特别是被放到口袋里旅游。

5.训练：宠物石很容易受训。它们可以很快学会“坐”、“停”和“装死”。

要注意的是，它们性格都很倔强，无论你怎样叫唤，它们都不会自己过来。

@Adam Merberg

Pre-peeled bananas 剥皮香蕉

As if plastic wrap is easier to remove than a banana peel.

剥好皮的香蕉，说得好像塑料包装比香蕉皮好剥一样。

@Rajat Verma

Goldfish-Walker 遛金鱼机

Do you feel bad for your pet goldfish being limited to the life of you small fish tank, Goldfish-Walker is certainly for you then.

整天把你的小金鱼困在鱼缸里，你是否觉得很对不住它？那么溜金鱼机就是为你准备的。

The inventor claims that his fish, absolutely loves it when he takes them for a stroll and are much happier when now they get to spend more quality time with him.

发明者称他的金鱼十分喜欢出去散步，他们相处的时间也变得更加快乐…

@Vibhav Jain

I would say the "privacy scarf" or "porn horn" (thank you Quora User).This is supposed to help us do things on our devices in private, but this is outright stupid. Moreover, it makes the user look like an idiot. In a public place, I can't imagine how humiliating this might seem, at least for me...

这款“隐私围巾”，或者说“小黄片号角”（网友赐名），是为我们在使用个人设备时提供隐私空间的产品。但是这个看上去真的是蠢死了，让使用者像个傻瓜一样，我简直无法想象在公众场合使用这个产品有多丢人！

@Shivani R'dy

My vote goes for the Shoe Umbrella.

我把票投给鞋伞

The Shoe Umbrella helps your feet stay dry from the rain. It also takes waterproofing way too far. The shoes look ridiculous, and they're not worth it. You will get soaked by the jokes that will undoubtedly shower you on the street by gawking strangers.