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竟然。。

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1.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

丈夫和妻子想给电脑设置一个新的密码。于是，丈夫就设置成“我的小丁丁”。然后妻子大笑。。。。因为屏幕上显示“错误，密（丁）码（丁）不够长”

2.

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

老师：孩子，鸡给你提供了什么？

学生：鸡肉

老师：非常好。那么猪呢？

学生：培根

老师：太棒了！那么肥牛呢？

学生：家庭作业！！

3.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

结婚第一年，男人说女人听，第二年，女人说男人听，第三年，男人女人说，邻居听！

4.

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention,

so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?"

Johnny says, "None."

The teacher asks, "Why?"

Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off."

The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking."

Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?"

The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream."

Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

老师正在上课，然后她看见约翰没有认真听讲。。

于是，她问约翰，如果在篱笆里有三只鸭子，你开枪打中一只，还剩几只。。

约翰说一只都没有了。。

老师问为什么啊。。

约翰说因为枪声把鸭子都吓跑了。。

老师说，不对，还剩两只，但是我喜欢你的思考方式。。

然后约翰问他的老师，有三个女人从冰淇淋店走出来，一个女人正在舔冰淇淋，一个女人正在嘬冰淇淋，一个女人正在咬冰淇淋，她们三个哪一个结婚了。。

老师说是那个正在嘬冰淇淋的。。

约翰说不是，是那个手上戴着结婚戒指的，不过我喜欢你的思考方式。。