女人从恋爱恢复单身之后，会有些什么样的变化？

What's going to happen if a woman becomes single again?

真的勇士，敢于肥还贪吃，困还熬夜，穷还追星，丑还颜控（方脸单眼皮小编云：第一项和最后一项指控者门尤其该下地狱~~~~）

Nowadays, true warriors dare to face a gloomy life! For instance, continuing to eat despite being obese, you feel sleepy but insist on staying up late, get CWS (celebrity worship syndrome) while short of money and request beautiful women as an “Quasimodo”. (Warning: The order goes -- handsome guy, then the goat and then you, "Quasimodo".)

教你怎样画出一只萌萌哒的奶牛

I am not teaching you to draw a cute cow.

by 尤汲 /英译