尽管爱的甜言蜜语是全球共通的，

但是以下这些搭讪宝典据说只有墨村的人才能懂，也只有在墨村行得通（如果行得通的话）！

墨村的你GET到了吗？

无责任搬运，如有人在使用过程中发生肢体冲突导致伤残，概！不！负！责！

2. Withoutyou I’m lost like a cabbie on the Calder.

（没有你我就像迷失的小鹿，就像的哥迷失在Calder）

3. I’lllove you until Fletcher retires.

（爱你，直到Fletcher退休）

4. Youlike Underbelly? Want to see mine?

5. Wantto use my myki? You can touch me off any time.

7. I’d queue at Chin Chin for you.

（甘愿为你到Chin Chin排队）

8. Yes, that is a souvlaki in my pocket. But I’m also pleased to see you.

9. This is your stop? But I thought I’d get to Zone 2 with you.

10. I need you more than a train to the airport.

（需要你，比去机场的火车更需要你）

12. We go together like Collingwood and bail.

13. You’re harder to get than a clean run down Springvale Rd.

14. You make my knees go weaker than Heppell’s Brownlow chances.

15. You must be the Grampians puma, because you can’t be real.

17. You shine brighter than the New Year fireworks display. Sorry, I meant that as a compliment.

18. Are you a ticket inspector? Because you’re making me sweat.

（你是检票员吗？因为我出汗出的厉害……）

19. I like my women how I like my coffee. Five times a day.

20. You are to my life what Gary is to my Supercoach team.

（你之于我，就像Gary之于Supercoach team）

22. Do you cycle here often?

23. If you leave me, my heart will break like the big wheel in mild heat.

(你离开我，我的心就会碎成大热天里掉下来的摩天轮)

24. We must not be in the City Loop because I’m feeling a strong connection.
（咱现在肯定没在City Loop，因为我能强烈感受到咱们之间的信号）

25. You must be the Opposition Leader. I don’t know your name yet but soon you’ll run my life.

（你肯定是反对党领袖吧！我还不知道你的名字，但我知道你马上就要掌控我人生了。）

27. Can I hide my bar in your laneway?

28. Did we just swim in the Yarra? Because I’m feeling dirty.

29. You know why they call me the tram conductor? Because only a machine can do it better than me.

30. You must be Eddie McGuire. Because all I see is you.

（你是Eddie McGuire吧？因为我的眼里只有你……）