【爆笑】学霸学渣耳中的英语听力题!

2015年11月03日 无忧小雅哥



爆笑!~学渣学霸眼中的英语听力题^。^

无意中发现一个视频,牛人完美演绎各种版本的英语听力!,简直就是神还原了学霸学渣&普通人啊!小雅哥&雅思姐已经笑抽在办公桌上~~~~~

话不多说,咱们先来看这个一分钟左右的英语搞笑视频~~~

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哈哈哈,不知道大家以前在初中高中甚至于大学考英语听力的时候,都有这样的感触呢?你是哪类人?学神?学渣?还是那群普通人?


如果这个视频有雅思版,那么相信学沫们听到的,将会是:

Section1:

$%$$&$*%((^&)&^&%^$%#

Section2:

@#!#^^*%&(%#^$&*%*%*^

Section3:

$&&%*%&*%#%#^$*^(&)&)*

Section4:

&*%^&%$#^*(()*(&*(^%^%$

This is the end of listening test! You now have 10 minutes to transfer your answers to your answer sheet!

LOL~~~~~


对于那些8分9分的大神们,他们听到的将是:

Section 1:

-Good morning, I want some information on self-drive tours in the USA. Could you send me a brochure?

-Of course. Could I have your name please?

-Andrea Brown.

Section 2:

On behalf of LP Clubs, I’d like to welcome you all here today. My name is Sandy Fisher and I’m one of the fitness managers here.

Section 3:

-Actually that was the focus in last year’s competition. This year’s different. We have to adopt an innovative approach to exiting technology, using it in a way that hasn’t been thought of before.

Section 4:

Today we continue our series on ecology and conservation with a look at a particularly endangered member of the black bear family.


对于我们这类普通人,听到的多数是:

Section 1:

- Good morning, I want some information on @#¥%&* @#¥in the USA. Could you send me a @#¥%&@*&¥%/*-?

- Of course. Could I have your name please?

- @#¥%……&@#¥~~

Section 2:

$%*%&*%#%#^$*^), I %&@*&welcome you all here today. My name is %&*% and I’m one of the %&*%%&@#¥%……&@ here.

Section 3:

-!@#$%!@#%&*)$^(#$%^@. This year’s different. We have to @#$%^&*@)%$#$^ technology, using it @#$%^@#^%$#&*($#^)$%^@ before.

Section 4:

Today we &%#%@#$%^&@#$^%&#$#@% a look at a #%^%$$@##%$^%&%#@#$ black bear family.


哈哈玩笑过后,不管现在是哪类人,希望大家都能尽快朝着8分9分的大神们看齐!



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